Fredwards.

Lady bug cake for my 2 year old cousin :)
Everything was edible. She looked happy.

Lady bug cake for my 2 year old cousin :)

Everything was edible. She looked happy.

Seriously, why the fuck are my eyes still puffy. I made the amazing realisation that some kind of fish-derived enzymey shit is used in my moisturiser and has made my face explode in an awesome combination of dry skin and general puffiness. The general puff has gone down but my right eye, THAT’S IT - ONLY 1 EYE, is still puffy.

Why. Why allergies? You wily bastard.

Just set my heater and my electric blanket to “burn” and I’m not even overheating, I’m just warm…ish. 

Up your face, Bathurst. You and your stupid 4º weather. 

*knock on door*

Me: Yes?

Neighbour: Do you have a stapler?

Me: You know I have a stapler. You’ve used my stapler every week since we moved in.

BUY YOU’RE OWN STAPLER. THEY’RE LIKE $2.

A CUPCAKE ON A CUPCAKE? MADNESS!

A CUPCAKE ON A CUPCAKE? MADNESS!

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